It snowed here two days ago so I guess I have snowmen on the brain. So I'm blogging about that. Snowmen are a lot like porn, the more you see the less realistic you expectations become.

Snowmen:

What children think they look like:

Generic Child Expectation of a Snowman

This is what Parents are Expected to Build

Problem is...

Your Parents (or You if you are a Parent) are Lame

It's a good thing kids are Cute because

This snowman is Autistic

Never seeing snow is another epidemic

 

 

 

As well as the popularity of Jersey Shores. Apparently.

 What Hollywood thinks Snowmen look like:

What Drug addicts think Snowmen Look like:

What Hipsters think Snowmen Look Like:

What The All the Other College Students Think Snowmen Look Like:

 

 What Geeks Think Snowmen Look like:

What Reddit-ers Think Snowmen look like:

What The Forever Alone Crowd Think Snowmen Look Like:

I now pronounce you man and puddle

What That One Emo Kid You Know Thinks Snowmen Look Like:

What This Try-Hard Think A Snowman Looks Like:

What My Snowmen End Up Looking Like: