Have you ever been so drunk that writing a blog post about being drunk is too hard?

I just came from a local bar. I went from the bar to picking up tuperware at my house, to getting leftovers (which i was half asssed involved with making.) to coming home.

coming home requires a spill proof bottle of 32 oz of water, a 8oz of pickle juice ( which requires I eat pickles, and have viniger for the drunk hickups.), and 12 cups of coffee to even be writing this at all.

MY life has been HARD. I'm not kidding. I went from an american cancer society event (cancer survivor at 21), to a bar, to home with 3 cups of 3 different liquids. (still dealing with hick-ups btw) It's not easy. so if you regard me an alcoholic fine. It may even be true.

I'm wanted to post a drunken blog post. Here it is. I'm done. If I spill my guts here I'll cry.