Post ideas

Here's a list of potential future posts:

-evolution and technology
-"Rudderless" the movie and soundtrack
-Tig Notaro and my personal attachment to the comedian
-What blogging means to me

And additonally. I'd like to apologize to  anyone who read my previous blog post. It was an attempt at blogging while trashed. It was bad enough that I can't even bring myself to read it. So I am truly sorry to those of you who had the miss fortune of doing so.

Have you ever been so drunk that writing a blog post about being drunk is too hard?

I just came from a local bar. I went from the bar to picking up tuperware at my house, to getting leftovers (which i was half asssed involved with making.) to coming home.

coming home requires a spill proof bottle of 32 oz of water, a 8oz of pickle juice ( which requires I eat pickles, and have viniger for the drunk hickups.), and 12 cups of coffee to even be writing this at all.

MY life has been HARD. I'm not kidding. I went from an american cancer society event (cancer survivor at 21), to a bar, to home with 3 cups of 3 different liquids. (still dealing with hick-ups btw) It's not easy. so if you regard me an alcoholic fine. It may even be true.

I'm wanted to post a drunken blog post. Here it is. I'm done. If I spill my guts here I'll cry.

It snowed here two days ago so I guess I have snowmen on the brain. So I'm blogging about that. Snowmen are a lot like porn, the more you see the less realistic you expectations become.

Snowmen:

What children think they look like:

Generic Child Expectation of a Snowman

This is what Parents are Expected to Build

Problem is...

Your Parents (or You if you are a Parent) are Lame

It's a good thing kids are Cute because

This snowman is Autistic

Never seeing snow is another epidemic

 

 

 

As well as the popularity of Jersey Shores. Apparently.

 What Hollywood thinks Snowmen look like:

What Drug addicts think Snowmen Look like:

What Hipsters think Snowmen Look Like:

What The All the Other College Students Think Snowmen Look Like:

 

 What Geeks Think Snowmen Look like:

What Reddit-ers Think Snowmen look like:

What The Forever Alone Crowd Think Snowmen Look Like:

I now pronounce you man and puddle

What That One Emo Kid You Know Thinks Snowmen Look Like:

What This Try-Hard Think A Snowman Looks Like:

What My Snowmen End Up Looking Like:

Why Taken 2 Is Absolute Poo

Like the title? I'm so smart!


Taken 2 follows the same family as in Taken (the first one). Except in this one there is no step dad. I didn't see this movie because there are some wholes in the plot. Why are the man and woman married again? What happened to the step dad? Why would anyone whose been kidnapped while out of country every want to go vacationing out of country ever again?

So long story short they had to cut a lot of corners to make a Taken 2 even exist.


Here's a Vaguely related meme:

Busy busy me.

This blog post is pretty well written just by the subject line.
I'm trying to get a lot accomplished...

Things I find deeply disturbing

REALLY!? what the fuck!!!!

I'm Kate, and I'm scared for life. That is all.